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Spitshine Tommy's Shinebox Inc. - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_western Earning Employee of the MonthReminding a made guy about his old day job is the kind of customer feedback that gets you buried in a shallow grave. Queens had exactly one shoe shine business where the service came with a body count. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Arched white text reads "MAKE YA SHOES LOOK LIKE F*CKING MIRRORS!" above a white illustration of a dress shoe with sparkle stars and a shoe shine brush above it. Cursive white script reads "Queens, New York" flanking